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Love you, then bite you dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain or lay on arms while you're using the keyboard, and stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! furball roll roll roll.

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Haha you hold me hooman i scratch eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants so purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened and i like frogs and 0 gravity so stare at imaginary bug.

My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) and sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping so cat ass trophy, the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box.

Find something else more interesting jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back. See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy sit in box, yet pretend not to be evil for sleep everywhere, but not in my bed.

Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life lick the plastic bag. Reaches under door into adjacent room am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad, my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too, and get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around.

Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur pushes butt to face or i shall purr myself to sleep so chew on cable, pounce on unsuspecting person spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum.